Camelot Cast Song

2012

There’s a girl in the cast named Erin

She’s got presence on the stage, she’s more than just ok

There’s a girl in the cast named Erin

Now if only she could be on time with her P-K!

Bud

When it comes to acting skills he’s the best in the field

Who else could make forgetting everything seem so real?

Cathryn

Your character in this show may not be vital to the story

Still your voice would be enough to lure my grandpa to a quarry

Nancy

If she hams it up a bit, well it should be understood

Especially since her line is so deliciously, poisonously GOOD

Matt

He’s got safety on the mind, near him hazards meet their doom

But it’s taking it too far when he comes into your bedroom

Marah

When she plays that jester you know she is a star

I guess anyone gets in the show when they meet the director at a bar

Sandy:

We’re so happy that you could be a part of our show,

She’s got a winning smile and attitude—that’s all we really know…

Ron

His diction is so precise he sure has cause to gloat

When you’re on stage next to him you’re going to need a raincoat

Sue Brennan

When she does her dance as Morgan it’s absolutely great

Wait or is that Nancy? I can never keep them straight.

Robin

You went from princess to the court, but don’t consider it a demotion

Your artwork is so great you still have our devotion

Drew

A sliced up hand can’t slow him down; boy that guy is spunky

It’s a good thing he uses the right to spank his monkey

Laura P:

You and Jenn look so alike—and we know it isn’t tough,

But we’ve already got 2 sets of twins, now isn’t that enough?

Melissa Sutton:

You’re such a graceful dancer and you give terrific hugs,

Not to mention how excited we get to see those glorious jugs

Stephen

With that wig upon his head he finally has a mop top

And with that silky smooth voice he’s bound to make some panties drop

Jen

She’s engaged to a great guy, and they’re trying to pick a date

Just please RSVP, or she’ll open up your pate

Lisa Stout:

At first you didn’t try out cuz it would be a distraction,

But the reasons why you joined are clear: you’re getting so much action!

Kevin

When he dresses as a knight his mojo must increase-a

Cause it is getting harder every night to pull him off of Lisa

Jason

He may seem nice and friendly but don’t give him any crap

The way his wife get’s passed around some day he’s going to snap

Melissa

You have such a pretty voice we love to hear you sing

But It’d REALLY be nice to SEE you say “Hello Jenny, old thing.”

John Nolan

When you’re beaten in the jousts tonight no one will shed a tear

You’ve died and come back to life more times than Brett Favre’s career

Shari

When you’re escorting Guenevere you do a great job of protecting

And your pacing just perfect. Have you thought about directing?

Lisa Golden

She’s vital to the group we wouldn’t want to lose her

Cause she does one hell of job as the assistant producer

Woody

If he pays you a complement don’t assume he’s being flirty

He’s just trying to recruit you to help with Bye Bye Birdie

Susane:

Your biggest asset to the show, I’d say it is a toss-up

Between your singing, your dancing, and your tantalizing gossip

Viv:

If your costume needs some work she’s the one you’ll want to ask,

But when it comes to cleaning up after the cast party, she won’t be up for the task

Bob

If your hinges are feeling rusty you might think about some yoga

And you know what’s really horrid is that floral pattern toga

Conna:

When she was coughing pretty bad, her friends all teased and mocked her

But 6 prescriptions later, we’re all glad she saw the doctor!

Kim:

She’s a newly blushing bride, and we’re her biggest fans,

Even if she’s only here to keep an eye on her man

Michael

When you hear us sing this verse don’t get angry just get even

You’re the only one we believe would lose a joust to Stephen

Donna Imhoff:

She’s the life of every party, she’s really quite a riot,

But just once we’d love for her to sit there and be quiet!

Karin:

It’s ironic that she can sing so pretty and so high

Cuz all she wants is to swing a sword and roughhouse in Fie

Tony

When the lights are up on stage it’s very easy to spot him

But when the lights go down he can’s seem to spot the scrim

Joyce:

We should have known your dance in Lusty would have been such a treat

After all, you did write ‘pole-dancing’ on your audition sheet

Ida

When it comes to being patient you know that she is tops

After all—she’s still married to Bud—maybe we should give her props!

Chuck:

You led the production staff and formed a strong alliance

But here’s a little tip—keep the bows simple, this isn’t rocket science!

Joe:

All the ladies crush on him whenever he does the shows…

And I know why--- he goes down on “ho’s”

Brian:

His solo in Fie is always wrong he muffs it everday

Don’t think it’s too late for me to take that solo away

We are the cast of Camelot

Tonight is closing night, so go out and have some fun!

We are the cast of Camelot

And for one brief shining moment, let’s do the best show TAP has ever done!